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【決戦】バッタ4億匹 VS 中国アヒル部隊10万羽 動画)

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1: WATeR ★ 2020/02/24(月) 16:55:03.02 ID:gzU4CiIR9

64: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:03:15.88 ID:TZEe6/OD0
>>1
アヒル:(1羽あたりノルマ4000匹なんて無理アヒル…)

530: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:40:47.19 ID:ytk0IChZ0
>>64
ブラックすぎるわ

124: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:08:51.46 ID:txt88Txi0
>>1
なんか毛沢東の「大躍進」時代を彷彿とさせるな(笑)

139: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:10:17.25 ID:WDIU9n1y0
>>1
アヒル逃げだすだろう
アヒルに頑張る理由がないしw

277: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:20:18.76 ID:cep1cHlB0
>>1
その発想は無かったわ

571: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:45:23.31 ID:HgiEIkdV0
>>1
アヒル部隊にニワトリ軍も援軍に駆けつけているらしい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJMj7ZRCKA8

608: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:49:16.22 ID:ULoS1gnT0
>>571
ガチョウの助っ人もいるじゃないか

616: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:50:31.77 ID:AeD2rc1K0
>>571
映画化できる

729: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 18:01:38.73 ID:2kd544BZ0
>>571
途中のナレーションがなんか千葉繁っぽいw

789: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 18:09:26.99 ID:H/KTcelR0
>>571
勇壮すぎる音楽にフクわ

692: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:58:15.33 ID:auOiRhbz0
>>1
嫌いじゃないw

2: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:55:55.14 ID:BYROA+6D0
くだらねぇw

783: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 18:08:26.68 ID:YJhihoKG0
>>2
これ深刻な問題なんだよ

3: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:56:03.25 ID:awBGTa0o0
発想が凄すぎるw

83: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:05:00.35 ID:jmWejUil0
>>3
中国のお家芸

309: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:22:20.66 ID:9J01J3Au0
>>3
肥えたアヒルも食べられるし最高じゃん

617: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:50:32.33 ID:oj8kRiKh0
>>3
実際前回は防いでるから笑える

686: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:57:19.72 ID:q+p9NEyU0
>>617
ジョークかと思った
実績があるのね

いやはやなんともすごいわね

905: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 18:25:16.47 ID:KXzfK+B00
>>617
実績あるのか凄いな…
そういや中華街にもアヒル肉あるなあ

4: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:56:09.88 ID:Wp7J5f000
状況説明とかなんか無いの?

24: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:58:35.56 ID:x31AfdMA0
>>4
アフリカがらイナゴの大群がゴビ砂漠を越えて中国領内に入ってきてるとさ
そのイナゴの大群を迎え撃つ人民解放軍の先鋭部隊のアヒルなんじゃね?
そのあとで中国人が美味しく頂きました、というオチになる

5: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:56:12.03 ID:Kl1r2fV60
バッタばかり食わされるアヒルが可哀そう、アヒルに人権はないのかよ

121: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:08:29.26 ID:MFXqdW5t0
>>5
落ち着け、バッタの人権も考えてやれ

310: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:22:22.03 ID:M0cVgOAR0
>>121
蝗権だろ

7: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:56:43.31 ID:gA+P+66m0
クソワロタw

8: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:56:55.77 ID:hmSFdHrJ0
大躍進政策

9: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:56:58.42 ID:LLuBL0YQ0
VSコロナウイルス

12: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:57:37.92 ID:Wus/scvP0
すげぇ
さすが中国やwww

13: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:57:45.29 ID:tPUkqQNJ0
これ最後は中華人民がアヒルをおいしい召し上がるんだよな

48: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:01:18.15 ID:sU/jwSTG0
>>13
タンパク質いっぱい食べているから、普通のアヒルより美味しいらしい

63: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:03:08.54 ID:duQAz0Jz0
>>13
そして鳥インフルエンザ感染

169: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:12:23.05 ID:0uTyLRjm0
>>63
洒落にならんことにならなきゃいいけど

14: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:57:47.07 ID:a2h+okPT0
わくわくする

15: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:57:49.74 ID:TGRH5D/l0
決戦の動画、もうちょっと凝って欲しかったw

16: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:57:51.95 ID:XCt6W9rB0
このあとスタッフが美味しくいただきました

17: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:57:59.67 ID:60AcRSeD0
毛さんよりは学習してるな

18: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:58:00.89 ID:qlGynLZ50
コロナで物流止まっても食料は不足しないと思ってたけど
イナゴはヤバイ
食料も補充すっかな

201: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:14:54.71 ID:5b9duej10
>>18
今年は日本では食料不足の可能性高い
暖冬で雪が無いから水不足
海外は知らない
カルフォルニアが問題なければ輸入が増える

227: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:16:51.16 ID:hRqKDDMV0
>>201
東京も含めた関東も1月あたりから雨が殆ど降っていない・・・

19: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:58:01.63 ID:4wjJe0X50
中国人もアヒルに加勢しろよ

20: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:58:05.53 ID:TW00VZVS0
これで勝てるのか?

21: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:58:09.79 ID:iaWqb5YC0
ノルマ4000匹

328: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:23:39.67 ID:x/ftEcNM0
>>21
アヒル「そんなに食えねえよ」

23: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:58:31.47 ID:xmOmOo2C0
これは一番の楽しみだ

27: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:59:17.24 ID:nEsewPdg0
アヒルさんフォアグラにされてしまうん?

28: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:59:30.26 ID:/tA6Wnt00
アヒルってバッタ食うんだ

727: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 18:01:25.59 ID:YB0+F9Bl0
>>28
出汁に使った煮干し、ドッグフード、
穀類、ミミズ、ダンゴムシ、ザリガニ、
砕いたタニシ、クチボソ、メダカ
雑草、イナゴ、カエル

まあなんでも食う。

743: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 18:02:56.66 ID:nNpN7nV50
>>727
はぁすごいんだなあアヒル

29: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:59:36.19 ID:Wus/scvP0
アヒルが勝つだろ?
あいつらの食欲半端ねえしwww

30: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:59:37.80 ID:HxlB01CA0
このアヒルは空飛べるのか?

86: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:05:36.19 ID:Vn3ZbweN0
>>30
アヒルは普通に空飛べるよ
飼われてるのは太ってるから飛ぶのが苦手だけど

31: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:59:38.98 ID:iTYQDo/S0
ワクワクする

32: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 16:59:41.50 ID:l23xGwYN0
中国の実行力は素晴らしいと思う。

691: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:58:08.30 ID:TrQ+p0VV0
>>32
それ

455: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:33:08.04 ID:DJGLvLCt0
こんなん無理やろ…

460: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:33:36.32 ID:V525+BXM0
第一アヒル部隊だろ
第3位まではいるはず

475: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:35:08.11 ID:upOaXVf20
ロマサガの炎の壁みたいな巨大機構作れよ
中国なら可能だ

491: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:37:23.31 ID:LiC7NIub0
俺はアヒル部隊に加勢するぜ

493: 名無しさん@1周年 2020/02/24(月) 17:37:28.30 ID:5ib1i5CY0
はやく映画化しろ

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